Note the CBC: it’s cricketers, not cricket-eers. And Suhanna Meharchand should know better.
I’ve said before that people in
I was in
And by targeting an international cricket team – indeed, the only team that had dared to come to
Write track to my travels
Note the CBC: it’s cricketers, not cricket-eers. And Suhanna Meharchand should know better.
I’ve said before that people in
I was in
And by targeting an international cricket team – indeed, the only team that had dared to come to
So here’s the novella: it’s called All Along, This was What was Supposed to Happen. Here’s an extract that ought to intrigue you enough to least give it a whirl:
“Which is how she found herself sitting alone in her apartment at 10:15 at night looking at penises. Actual penises! And these were under the "m4w" heading, not even the more complicated headings that she had to pause to decipher, like "t4mw." No, in the "men for women" section, you could click on a headline as innocuous-sounding as "Looking for Fun" and find yourself gazing at a disembodied, erect male member. Were there women out there who'd be tempted by this explicit greeting? Presumably so. The world we live in, Patrice thought wonderingly, half-appalled at the seediness and half-impressed at the gumption of the individuals who'd so brazenly go after what they wanted. Patrice's own forays into online dating, which had been of the decidedly more PG-rated variety, had mostly served to remind her of the pleasures of her own company: In the last eight years, she'd been told by three separate men—two were white, and one was black—that she reminded them of Condoleezza Rice, an observation to which she'd been tempted to respond, at least to the white men, by saying they reminded her of George W. Bush.”
Interesting, pithy, and with the lightest touch of sentimentality – which no one can deny Obama’s election calls for.
That I liked Curtis Sittenfield’s novella can’t be a surprise to many of you. But no one can be more surprised than I am about how much I liked Sittenfield’s American Wife. Who’d ‘ave thunk that a “work of fiction loosely inspired by the life of an American first lady” – Laura Bush – would appeal to me? But as much as I loathed everything the Bush era epitomized, I was carried away by the 550 page saga of Alice Blackwell’s quiet reflections on life. I suppose the test of literature is that it gets one to show sympathy – perhaps even empathy – for someone incredibly different to oneself; in that respect, American Wife does all that can be asked of it.
The book can – and probably should be – read as a response to this kind of perception of Laura Bush.
Alice’s all encompassing conceit is that it is possible to be in love with and to remain married to a man to whom she is superior in knowledge, temperament, discipline, and understanding... and I find it fascinating that this is signaled by her reading constantly because we will all recognize that anyone who reads as voraciously, as intellectually, as she does cannot possibly be an idiot Republican right-wing nutter. Alice disagrees with much of Charlie's (Dubya's) world-view but other than occasionally broaching these issues with him, never signals such disagreement and then wonders why she is being held accountable for his actions and thoughts. The answer – because she offers up none of her own and in deed, if not in thought, mirrors his – brings up the essential question of being: is it possible to think certain things, to feel a certain way, and while not expressing these thoughts or feelings in any way, still be? In other words, is silent disagreement, expressionless independent thought, resistance on the inside, ever possible?
I am a creature of the world; to me, the answer is no – there is no mere being, there is only being in the world. One is – or should be – accountable for the perception one creates or does not object to being created for one. In the end, for Alice Blackwell, wife of the Republican President of the
American Wife isn’t all delusion and politics, though. It is funny and poignant about the mundane as it lays bare the anatomy of a marriage; it reminds us once again that only those inside a relationship – any relationship, not just a marriage to a POTUS – really know what its interior fabric is made of – from the outside, we can speculate but cannot know its warp and weft.
So the end is here: my grandmother Kama died a few days ago. She was in a lot of pain and half unconscious for the last few days – and when she could speak, she’d said that she wanted to go – so there are no regrets from her perspective. It’s those of us who are left behind now who have to figure out ways of going on living. I’ve been lucky so far in that I’ve not had to deal with someone this close to me dying… but now I don’t know how to cope. Every morning when I wake up and remember that Kama is dead, that that’s the reason why I’m here in
Yesterday was Independence Day and was it ever celebrated all over the place! I've got lots to say about nationalism in the New India but that'll have to keep till I can find the videos I want to link to on youtube!
It’s been a week since we arrived in
We’ve only been here for a week but its been a critical week – I can’t believe how fast the cancer is eating away at her. I know she’d made a special effort to hold on till we got here and for a couple of days after that she didn’t seem to be in too much pain. She talked to us, haltingly perhaps, and certainly responded to us talking to her. In the last few days, though, she’s begun to sink markedly…. She seemed to spend longer and longer periods asleep, which we thought was a good sign but now the sleep is more like a stupor and I’m not sure she’s even aware of us. She’s certainly not responding to conversation or to touch – it’s heartbreaking to see her lying there more or less blankly, though this is, I suppose, better than seeing her restless from pain and in real distress. There were a couple of bad days in between when she was in pain and moaning out loud, which nearly drove me around the bend as I sat there holding her hand murmuring that it would alright when I bloody well knew that it wouldn’t ever be alright for her again.
Of course, it hasn’t all been tragedy though – I’ve been taken for a “real” doctor by one of the real doctors attending to her. Hospitals in
Great Man: “How has she been?”
Me: “She’s now asleep, sir, but she’s been in pain all morning and we’re wondering if she should be on medication for it?”
GM: “Yes, yes, what does your mother think?”
Moi: “Well, we talked about giving her Pethidine….” [
GM, nod, nod. “Yes, yes, terminal cancer patient. No point worrying about addiction. Pethdine, huh? Why not morphine?”
Me: “She’s allergic.”
GM: “Hmmm, I see, I see.”
Me: “Perhaps a 50mg dose, but only to be given when she’s actually awake and in pain?” [parroting my mother again].
GM: “Yes, yes, I’ll write it up for the nurses.”
Me: “Thank you, sir, we just want to make sure she doesn’t suffer.”
GM: “Quite right, terminal case but no need for distress. OK, doctor.”
I thought perhaps I’d misheard or that he’d just not realized what he’d said. Until… an hour later, he popped his head into the room (followed by heads of a few of the entourage) to say: “One more thing, doctor, make sure the dose is signed out from the Chief when he’s here – he handles all narcotics personally – so you can administer at night if you need to.”
Me: “Er, sir….”
GM: “That’s it, that’s all I came to say. OK doctor.”
And GM and entourage all back out while I stand there trying not to laugh.
Since there’s no positive change to report, I thought I’d amuse myself by recording a few of the things making the news in Mysore these days: this stuff is all gathered from The Times of India (major Indian newspaper – think Globe and Mail), the Deccan Herald (slightly more regional daily – Halifax Chronicle, perhaps), the Bangalore Mirror (sort of Metro meets Now) and the Star of Mysore (I can’t think of what to compare this to – it’s an earnest local evening paper)…. We seem to subscribe to all of them and these days, as I sit by my grandmother’s side for hours on end, reading a newspaper from cover to cover is one of the few things I can do. So:
(I should add that people go to the temple and donate their hair as a penance or out of gratitude or whatever and the temple then sells this…though I’m not sure what all that hair is used for!)
(I’m not making this one up: it’s a headline from the Deccan Herald. I’m not sure whether to be amused or appalled but since we’re in
(There have been a couple of letters protesting this in the Bangalore Mirror, which ran a cartoon wherein a receptionist was admonishing a couple obviously in desperate need of a hotel room – “Yes, you each have your ID and marriage certificates but you need to be married to each other.” Also, I really want to know about the unpremier hotels - is "security" not a issue there?!)
(I might be tempted to try the vodka spiked panipuri if I had the chance but a mango shake that has sliver of Amul cheese shaved onto it – urgh! Amul is a local brand name and it makes this (in)famous plasticky cheddar-like cheese.)
(Apparently this mall, which is set to open in September, will offer one-stop shopping with soothsayers, astrologers, numerologists, tarot-card readers and palmists all under one roof. Moreover, this is clearly just the beginning – there are plans to open “satellite” malls in other parts of
I know it’s only been 5 days since we left